Third Cart - Vlado

He brought notes to flirting. The last line just says "pathetic," and honestly the notepad's self-aware. She farms monsters scarier than him for fun. He sweat through a fedora to say "Helloy Mlady" and misspell it. Cooked before the hunt even started.

4th Gen Gate Keeper Reporting for Duty

The 4th Gen Gatekeeper: tips his fedora at a chat nobody invited him to, fingerless gloves on, frying-pan cat as backup. Sword and helmet he's never touched mounted for vibes. Passive ability: "unwanted fedora tips." Ultimate: "FIVERS GET NO RESPECT, LECTURES FREE."

The Gathering Hub

Monster Hunter but the only endgame grind is clout.

Open Lobby, 1/4, Infinite Solo Copium

Host: OPEN LOBBY - AT ARKVELD - JOIN NOW
Chat: i wont join multi till i solo
Chat: I solo this game before playing with friends
Chat: I'd never join AT Arkveld until I get good at him

Brother I just want to hunt with people and have fun.

Monster Hunter literally has a whole tragedy about why parties cap at four. And y'all still treat multiplayer like a participation trophy you unlock after soloing the entire game.

Fuck the guild. Fuck the four-man party. Fuck the reason the cap exists in the first place.

PS: Go google "The Five Incident." Then come back and tell me why you're still at 1/4.

Not here for the Olympics

Work → stream → “dodges better in Wilds.” I’m hunting for fun, not auditioning.